Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Relation of Girls and Computers

Hello friends !!!

This post will make you think and then laugh :)
See how the relation between Computer related things and girls could be made u laugh.

Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls:
Difficult to access.

Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

Apologizes : Girls please don't take it seriously :P .

Thank you for reading :)

Happy New Year in Advance :)


  1. Linux Girls
    : Free, and open source.i.e. Friendly.

    Nice one dude.

  2. @Chetan
    You are really creative :P
    How I forget that :) Open source LoL

  3. Mac girls: Beautiful, elite, free of viruses... and costly, never free.

  4. Girls are like linux always Complex

  5. @bhishek :
    LoL you too advanced the post with your comment :)

  6. For all u "GUYS" who have commented above
    its 4 ur kind knowledge dat boys have only
    one category n dats
    "SEARCH ENGINE"-alwz in search of any type of girl....
    b happy guys atleast u hv choices 2 make!!!
    n plz do take it seriously!!!:)

  7. @ Brinda :

    I liked what you commented :)
    We are really like Search Engines....
    Anyways ...
    You can also compare computer terms with us :)
    You are most welcome :)

  8. Another joke but not hi-tec one
    Before marriage....

    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    She: Do you want me to leave?
    He: No! Don't even think about it.
    She: Do you love me?
    He: Of course! Over and over!
    She: Have you ever cheated on me?
    He: No! Why are you even asking?
    She: Will you kiss me?
    He: Every chance I get.
    She: Will you hit me?
    He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
    She: Can I trust you?
    He: Yes.
    She: Darling!

    After marriage....
    Simply read from bottom to top. "


    Random access memory, always searching randomly to access new grls to make their memory full ,for when it gets turn off all previous data is lost.so just improve ur memory u guys....

  10. haha :D
    I respect your opinion too

  11. all d boys and gals d same kinda..,ahahaha. great creative., keep going.., ahah...

  12. Ahh...really girls and viruses seems one as you mentioned. Do you feel it in your real life??

  13. Yes I feel that girls are like virus and u need to have a anti-virus for that